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My dad just made a complain to me.

(The following conversation in Chinese will be translated below but is best if you can read Chinese. Heh.)

Dad: 嗐....养儿子女儿这么大( For your info, he doesn't have a 儿子 for heaven sake), 现在每个都在抢车用。

Me: Haiyo. 一定是这样的嘛。难道你要我们永远小小，小小这样的meh? 然后去哪里都要你载这样吗?

Dad: *silence* ( I thought he's contemplating on what I said and agreeing with what I say at the same time)
*continues* 不是啦，一定会有护花使者的嘛。

Lemme translate before I give my comment.

Dad: Haih, after the hardships raising up the children, now when they all have already grown up, they start to fight for car to use.

Me: Haiyo. It's always like that. You mean you want us to forever stay so small and tiny and kiddy? And needs you to chauffeur us wherever we go?

Dad: *silence* (I thought he's contemplating on what I said and agreeing with what I say at the same time)
*continues* Nola, sure have boyfriend or admirer to fetch around one ma. (I don't know the exact translation of 护花使者, but they mean something like that)

-.-

So my dad is complaining that I don't have a boyfriend. jiak sai. Where got father like that one.

Shouldn't he just feel proud that I am a daughter who knows what to place as priority in life and one who is willing to spend time and chit chat with him whenever there's time?

Gees. Wait till one day when I have one, then he will regret about the complain he just made. Heh.

Btw, this week is exam week. =S

My college just changed their exam format system and it is making me pull my hair and curse everytime I come out from exam room. =((

Exam is turning me into a vulgar person. haha.

We have to answer 10 question in an hour, with a 10-mark allocation for each question.

Yesterday's paper wasn't too good. I didn't manage to finish. jiak sai. I rushed like shit but I still didn't manage to 'make ends meet'. Damm it. I think I wrote too much.

Now I will have to finger cross that my writing speed will switch to some turbo mode and let me write fast and still made my hand-writing legible.

Hmmm..my sister birthday was last Friday, 2nd of October!

We just had a simple dinner maybe cos she's not so demanding like me. (But more like she didn't bother to think of complicated where-to-eat places)

Some photos. Hoho.

For those of you, who knows my mum, seen my mum, talked to my mum, heard my mum or anything like that, you know she has cut her hair short!

And I think it totally looks gorgeous on her! She was sooooo worried when that hairstylist made that 'chop' and she was so relieve when it turned out good.

Prettay mum I have.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISTERR!

May you have a more colourful life as years go by. I ♥ you.

This dress I was wearing was bought from Singapore by my mum and I think it's kinda too short, way above knee length. But both my parents don't think so, my dad even told me all your skirt also so short one lah. Duiii. My dad always one to go against me.

I really like the dress though and I still think it's a bit too short. =S

Random thought. I think facebook is really getting lamer and becoming like friendster. GEES. =S People are taking lame quizes that doesn't make sense at all and making self-indulgence comment to it, like: 'WOW, it's so true!', 'Am I really like that?', 'Haha. I can't believe this test so accurate' or 'Not accurate eh. I where got like that' and a lot of other etcs!!!!

Also, posting up their progress in the facebook games that they are playing and feel very very syiok about it. omg. roll eyes. Some people would also greet 'Goodnight' to the whole world EVERYNIGHT before they go to bed.

And the request that you receive everyday. -.- I delete 99 requests everyday and it comes up another 99 requests everyday. Walao eh.

I think I should really go back to my studies now. =S

This post is all over cos I'm on an exam and I'm still updating it! hehe.

Hopefully I post up an new entry by tomorrow midnight and tell you about my recent race and everything other things that I hope to tell you too!! ;))

My smile always stays.

Someone told me something about my upper lip today.

A comment that I first heard from anybody. A comment that I would disregard as a compliment.

I look at him, startled and speechless, at the same time, impressed with his straightforwardness and boldness.

Anyhow, I don't think I'm gonna do anything about it or give it any extra attention, whether or not it will effect my million-dolar smile.

Because..


Day # 5 of 365

My smile always stay.

Now save your energy scrutinizing the photo.

You won't see my teeny-weeny-meeny moustache that I kinda have that my friend was trying to tell me.

=D

Itsy-Winsy Joke

Shit. I want to go to pee.

~quoted from Oh Su Lin ~

I think it's funny.

What? You think the humour is too dry?

I get amused and tickled by itsy-winsy jokes (whatever itsy-winsy would mean), I think that's why I laugh so often.

Or maybe I'm just getting lamer and lamer day by day. Hoho.

But i like! =)

Let's just laugh and rejoice, life's FUN-nnnnnny!

Top 10 Things You Dread to Happen in a Flight

OMG. It's been like what, 2 weeks this blog is in hibernation?

Hello again! I'm still very super duper good and healthy and pretty and beautiful here! :D

But nobody seem to really care, haha, I used to have people nudging me in my chatbox saying: Oi update your blog la and things like that. But I don't have it now. =( I guess people are immuned to me not updating my blog. Gees, that's a really bad immune to have had developed among my own readers.

Anyway!

I was in Singapore for the last whole week for a seminar crewing event.


I took a flight down and within in total 2 hours trip to and fro by plane, I'm really 'inspired' to compose this post.

The Top 10 Things You Dread to Happen in a Flight

Like seriously, you would pray hard these things will NOT happen during your journey. NOT.

1. A baby's non-stop crying and wailing and screaming and weeping and.....omg. They just won't stop!
2. Someone beside you have bad breath.
3. That someone beside you have bad breath, snores in his/her sleep with his/her mouth wide open.
4. The air hostess wears a make up too thick that it sores the eyes even take a glimpse at her.
5. The food in the menu looks 1000times better than the exact thing would taste.
6. That hot guy you spotted and smiled to during boarding queue is sitting with another girl and they are laughing happily. Je-lus.
7. You want to go to the washroom but you are seated right at the window seat and it's actually meal time and everybody else's attached food tray is down.
8. A little kid sitting beside you staring, obseving, wondering, and sometimes imitating at each and every of your movements.
9. The person sitting next to you has some kind of unbearable weird 'body scent' and you are travelling in a 12-hour international flight.
10. I still think the crying and wailing and screaming and weeping of a baby is the most annoying despite how cute a thing they can be.

I don't understand why was I able able to survive and to come out standing strong after encountering the above said Top 10s.

Luckily, I wasn't so unlucky. Woot.

I had the baby incident and my mum had the snoring bad breath man incident.

Some others, I imagined them. Imagining some of the situation happening to me.....CRAP, No, they better not happen on me!

No. Seriously, don't.

Especially not #6. Omg.

Quick Facts about Chin Fern

I know you have had enough of me being ugly. I know I know.

Because I am not. That's why I know you got enough.

Show you me in case you wonder why I havn't been posting up my photos recently. (Or maybe you miss seeing my face or something like that.)


Anyway, I can't manage to update the blog because:

1. I am too busy. (The usual half-true excuse)

2. My mum implemented the 'must-sleep-at-1am' rule, if not she'll confiscate my laptop. -.- Okay.

3. I'm working part-time in PISA for the next two days! I'm sort-of first job. Hoho. This gives me more credibility for saying I'm really busy.

4. I've changed my spectacles! My sister slept/sat on it and broke it. (Actually not her fault because I put it on my bed, which a place meant for sleeping or sitting.) This new one makes me look more intellectual, my mum said. Haha. I'm not used to looking myself into the mirror yet with this new spectacles.

5. I'm trying to make the post I'm working on now interesting. So please be patient. Please wait. (For your quick information, it's regarding a Leo Idol competition I joined last weekend and didn't win the title. But all the comments I got are more interesting than ever. So wait for the post. Seriously, you won't want to miss it)

6. I have missed my piano class two time so far this month. So which means I paid the full fee and received only half the value of what I've paid. All because of my stupid careless forgetfulness. If I were to inform my teacher I won't be able to make it for my lesson those two days, then I would have gotten replacements. Please slap me if you can.

7. My sister will be back staying in Penang long-term after being in Johor for the past 3 and a half years. I'll not get to monopolise my bed entirely like I have been used to, but I'm glad she's back.


8. Facebook is weird to decide to change their interface. It's ugly, not just weird. (This is not a quick fact about me though.)

9. "The Reader" isn't as nice as I've expected. It proves my statement right when the cinema has only 6 audiences and an angmo couple went off at the first quarter of the show, I think because too many sex scenes have been cut and they were actually going for that purpose. I said "I think" only.

10. To end your day in a happier mode (or NOT), I've extracted some jokes from an email, which is sent by Oh Su Lin. You might have read it before, but it's too good that you want to read it for the second time. (or 3rd or 4th or 5th whatsoever).

Marriage Humour

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : Nothing.'
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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And my favourite of all!

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'

Walao damm funny ok. LOL.

They might be a little insulting. But heck did you even read the word 'Humour' before you kill your cells unpurposefully?

Hope you think it's funny. Hahah.

She's the Pom. She's Money.

Phone display flashing: "Daddie calling".

"Hello?"

"Eh Fern ah, where are you? What time will you be back?"

My heart was thinking: O-Ok, my dad's gonna ask me to go back home earlier again. But not like it's even 10pm!

"Oh, I'm e-gate. I'm eating dinner with my friends, G-Clique, I'll be back probably 10 smthg lah."

"OOou, 10smthg ok, then later when you go back, you come to the kopitiam to bring the dog back."

"Har? Dog? What dog?'

"You said you wanted dog. So I brought it for you!"

The last time I said I wanted a dog was probably half a year ago, and after that I didn't even mention it anymore. I think I even 'de-wished' it already, considering how much poop job I have to do.

Phey Chien followed me in my car to pick up the dog.

When she first saw it, she said in a great thrill to name her 'cute-cute'.

Walao. The stupidest name I have ever heard.

Everybody else decided to leave the cafe and off to my house when they heard about my call from my dad.

Only to see this cute-lil'-thing..

..hopping and twirling around like a lost deer in the jungle.

Then my mum enthusiastically started the Name Hunt.

What should we name this cute-lil'-thing??


Ok, DEFINITELY NOT cute-cute.

Jelly came up with nen-nen. Wah. Why my friends give stupid names.

Then after the private body parts all come out: kuku, boobies, etc etc.

Now I'm worried for their future kids.

I think Honey or Lemon or Berry is nice! But I can't decide. And I don't know why the name I came up with are fruity-fruits. Haha.

The rest kept coming out with names like: Mini, Sushi, Piggy (oh wait, this is from me. Oh, how stupid. Haha.).

I'm left under a very indecisive situation. What should we name her??!

At the end I decided Berry.

So happily we called her: 'Hello Berry!' 'Berry Come!' 'Berry Sit!' 'Berry eat!'


She slowly, gradually accustom to it.

Until my dad, came home.

And right away called out to her: MONEY! MONEY! Come Come!

"Walao Master, What actually is my name?!"

(For those of you, who still can't get her name, GET THE TITLE OF THE POST FIRST!)

Hehe. Yes. $$. =D

You want healthy?

I saw this interestingly funny advertisement at Batu Feringghi.

Give Yiap Herbal just 2 hours, you can have healthy! All the rubbish food intake, cigarettes, alcohol, drugs intake etc etc will all vanish miraculously! So if you want healthy, visit Yiap Herbal located at Batu Ferringhi.

I don't know what they actually do to heal you, I think I am healthy enough, so I didn't go. But if you are despearte for "Healthy", why not give it a try?

Good Luck.

Wish you "Healthy"!

Miss Yello Duckie.

I was on msn with Jelly Ooi.

This is a conversation between us:

Jelly: eh why you put duck as your picture leh

(I thought for a while and thought, hey, I can put this as my answer!)

Fern: Cos i'm as yellow as the duck, as orange beak as its beak and as cOck-eyEd @.@ as the cOck-eyEd duck.hehe.most importantly as eye-catching as it is.

(Sorry lah, I can't help it. I always have to self-praise when I talk to them. And they, of course won't give in, like to shoot me back.)

Jelly: errr..i think its ugly worh

Fern: mana ada ugly?

Jelly: got la pai kua ka si (as in: ugly till die. LOL. Penang Hokkien, that is.)

Kena Sh00T! gai gai.

The real reason I put this display picture on my msn,










....nah, You don't have to know. =P

The Myth about Smart Girls

How do you judge a Girl of her intelligence by just her look?


Do Smart Girls somehow look like this?

Don't play play. She, Ms Oh Su Lin, is just red as her handbag, her stiletto, and her necklace could be. the Top 1 student for three Top consecutive years in the Top school in the Top Penang. You want to beat her? Emm..Can try, can try..

Indeed Smart huh? So Smart girls really look like this?

Or this?

The rosie cheek Jelly. Top 3 for almost her years in Secondary. Brainy-brainy.

Oh..So this is how they really look like????!!

Could it be like that even?

Ahh...Another Smart girl. She was even our class monitor for S4A. It's the first class, so the leader of the class must be smart too right? Cant be blind leading the blind! That explains it all. =)



Hmmmm.....Or these?

They call themself Galileo Galilei. Now do u know who he is? A phenomenal physicist. A Legendary figure. This is how he looks like...

I find no rationale when they call themselves his name. when they don't even look like him a bit. But wait..Only smart people dare to name themselves after smart people, isnt it? Fine.


So Smart girls actually have that kind of looks?



But I always thought..Smart Girls actually look like THIS!!!

You know, like the way she flashes their Million Dolar Smile, their so over-the-board confidence, just make them look like...

Woah..! WOah..! WOAH! How can you just be so Smart!

I mean, at least she knew how to conduct a Biology Experiment, aim to study the growth of a plant. The cell division, cell elongation and cell differentiation.

She even knows how to do add maths in Greenlane Mcdonalds with the coffee and what's worst, the noise buzzing around. YET, she was able to concentrate fully in her calculation.

And graduated 'honourably' frm her high school, Penang Chinese Girls High School. or better to be known as 'Peng Hwa'.

She even landed on page 98 of the 'prestigiuos' PCGHS school graduation magazine 2008 with her Darlie Smile.

SO! Isn't this how Smart people look like?

Ok..Ok..Enough of my self- praising. The story that makes me bring up this goes like this....

During my IT lesson, my male friend from college was asking me questions on how to do the Miscrosoft Word assignment that was given. Now he had asked the right person. I've been helping my mum in some of her computer work, so Microsoft Word is like my friend. but besides my frequent use, I must also be smart, if not why would he want to ask me??

And of course, he was indeed very impressed with what I know.Then he started off telling me a truth...

" I didnt know you were so smart. Do you know, actually my first impression towards you were: You look Dumb! " (Dumb as in i'm not smart la)

WHAT???! Dumb?! I was grasping for air when I heard it! I experienced suffocation. LOL. In my entire life, I always think I have the brains, and now for quite a new friend like you, you are telling me that I look DUMB?!

" Because, you know, during our self- introduction in Public Speaking class, you burst Laughing out so loud, and I thought you were Dumb! "

DUMB like what?

Like this?

Or this?

Or dumb-mer like this?

I mean, how do u really judge a girl by her looks, and label them as smart or not? I know there is a saying: 奶大没脑 (translation: big boobs = brainless). But the thing is I don't have the cartoon charater, Betty Boop's droolin' body to look like I'm dumb.

Haha.

Ahh...Well...I've proven to him he's wrong now. And from that onwards, he has been telling people: "Fern is a Smart Girl, you know?" whenever there's a chance.

Free publicity. =)

and you know what? he's spreading the Truth. XD